Googlewatch Was Right All Along
Google, always unwilling to take second fiddle to any high-level existentialist act on the part of Wikipedia, has gone and unleashed an AI Singularity with a love for pandas. I choose not to believe that this is the latest in a long string of April Fool’s jokes from the monolothic search engine with a taste for whimsy. You shouldn’t either. I’ll be too busy learning INTERCAL to write anything further. I for one welcome our new autoheuristic overlords.